18:37 Jan 30 2010
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Remember the show “Who’s line is it Anyway?” I always loved the part where they would do the late night ad for a music album, leaving the one guy to come up with a song. Lead me to think of a VampireRave album.
*pictures Nightgame, Elemental, and I sitting at a table*
Elemental “Hello there. We will get you right back to the interesting show on sewer slugs but first we wanted to share with you the wonders of VampireRave music. Isn’t that right VampireWitch?”
“That is right. Who doesn’t enjoy music about the site? From the head banging beats that makes you want to turn up the music so loud your mother yelling down those basement stairs can’t even be heard...” Nightgame chimes in “And the soft loving sound that makes you just want to bite someone’s neck. Yes sir- we have them all. Let’s listen to a few of them right now. So Elemental- why don’t you start us off with some Rap.”
Nightgame and VampireWitch looks at Elemental, who’s eyes have gone wide. “Rap?” “Rap” both Nightgame and VW return in union, smiling as VW points her to the mica a few feet away. Elemental stands as a Rap rhythm starts in the background. “She is so going to kill us for this.” Nightgame whispers to VW. Elemental steps up to the mica, and she starts to move to the best.
“My name is Elemental and you need to listen
ta what I got ta say
Come one come all to the VampireRave.
We got covens, houses and mentors too
There is always plenty for you to do.
Level up by turning the page
Spend time learning
of the dark embrace.”
*makes spitting sound into her hand as she grabs her crotch, ending with a slump back pose*
Nightgame and VW breaks out in laughter as she returns to the table, slapping her own chest and going “Own it bitchs!” as she sits down. She then turn to the camera and gets a little payback. “I think we need to move on to my own favorite style of music- Country. And no one better then VW can sing that.” She looks at VW who she knows dislikes country music. “Oh no…” “Oh yes. Get out there!” Nightgame gives VW a push out of the chair. She slowly walks to the mica as the music starts, the old time country music with a guitar, bingo. It is the Beverly Hillbillies song.
“Come and listen to a story about a man named Cancer
Genies with the computer, he had time on his hands,
Then one day he was playing with his keyboard,
And up through the codes came Vampire Rave.
Vampires that is, Blood suckers, energy drainers.
Well the first thing you know ol' Cancer a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Cancer you are one strange dude
Said mental ward is the place you ought to be
But he keep to his guns and look at what he has now
DarkNetwork, that is.
Vampires, and he is a rock star.”
*Claps from the judges, bows from VW as she walks back to the table to pass the fun on. “Now lets move along to my favorite music. And that is POP. Nothing like a great song to get the blood flowing.” “Even more on a Vampire site.” Nightgame adds in. “That is right. Reason our very own Nightgame is going to show us how it is done. Hit it Nightgame!”
Nightgame gets pushed out of her chair as the music from the song Dirty Pop by N Sync starts.
“I'm sick and tired of hearin' all these Vampires talk about
What's the sparkle shit with this Edward dude and when is it gonna fade out?
The thing you've got to realize what we are not trend
We got the gift of sucking, we're gonna bring it 'till the end (come on now)
It dosen't matter
'Bout the stakes, what' garlic is around your neck
All that matters
Is that you treat me with respect
It dosen't matter
'Bout the cross you wear, the begging that you do
All that matters
Is that you’re going to bleed and we'll do it to you everytime (come on now)
Do you ever wonder why
Vampires gets you high
They take you on a ride
you feel it when your
Body starts to grow cold
And baby we can't stop
And we are all you got
This must be a Vampire!”
Nightgame bows to the claps of the her two friends as she come to join them at the table again. “So we have had County, Rap, Pop. Now let’s move on with…” VW pauses and Nightgame takes her seat with the words of “ another PoP song.” They both turn to Elemental. “It is your turn.” VW says. “Fine.” She growls, standing to the sound of Ricky Martin Livin' La Vida Loca.
“He's into superstitions black bats and heavy liner.
I feel a premonition that he's gonna induct me.
He's into being a coven master in the computer light.
He's got a new addiction for every day and night.
He'll make you level up and post in the forums.
He'll make you earn favors or will use the power to blind,
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!
Upside, inside out he's a coven master
He'll push and pull you to do his bidding
His lips are really black and his skin's the color of ivory
He will own you on Vampire Rave! Come On!
Vampire Rave, Come on!
He's a Coven Master!”
“Bravo!” “Encore!” Elemental gives VW a glare at the encore request. “No.” She takes her seat as Nightgame goes back to the ad. “We all love the site, spend many an hour enjoying chatting, rating, learning of the vampire way. But VampireRave has been known to bring more to people. Yes- there is those who find true love.” Group AHHHH. “At least till they meet in person.” Rat throws out there only to be hushed at Nightgames next words. “And a love song is an important part of that eternal love. Vampirewitch- why don’t you give us a love song.” “Fuck no.” “It is your turn.” Elemental threw back her own words. “Fine then.”
VW stand and walks to the mica as the soft music starts in the background, lights dimming. “Oh come on…really?” she asks the other two, rolling her eyes as two candles are lite at the table.
“I read your journal on VampireRave
And felt as if you seen into my soul.
I know I am a virgin but we are lovers.
You worry about the age difference
With me being thirteen and you a thousand.
When I read you were getting dentures
I worry that you would not be able to feed.
*Bares neck*
Come to me
my skin is soft and tender
come gum on me
in our sweet ecstasy.
don’t worry that you can’t bite
Gum me into ecstasy
Ecstasy.
VW gives up, laughing as she goes toward the table, lights coming up. “Gum you?” “Hey- I suck at love songs ok?” Elemental blows out the candles as they move on. “Now let’s get it back into a grove with what else but… Head Banging Meatal!” Both turn to Nightgame, who let out a small cuss word and moved to the mica. The heavy music started as Nightgame grab the mica stand, bending a little as she started to scream at the top of her lungs.
“Vampire Rave
For some it is the only way they get laid
Vampire Rave
Look at me wrong and I will
KILL YOU
*she glares, one eye goes bigger then the other, then starts to swing head up and down*
Vampire Rave
Hate it?
Suck my *screams*
The music ends and Nightgame moans as one hand moves to her lower back, the other to the back of her neck. The other two join her at the mica as they ended the ad, Elemental checking on Nightgame. “As we end this little taste of our bloody music I think the way we should end it is with a classic song we all love. Staying Alive by the Bee Gees.” The music starts as they crowd around the mica, each taking a turn.
“Well, you can tell by the way I use my fangs,
I'm a woman vampire, no time to talk.
Screams are loud, the blood is hot.
I've been lurking around since I was embraced.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you should run the other way.
We can try to understand
Our sexual effect on mere man.
Learning about my vampire ways
Always have tight ass and perky tits,
Your stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
No illness and porcelain skin
Never age and sleep all day
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
O.o
I see a new game at the next meet up.
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